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(Hello pupils, today's lesson concernes how to foolish
O fishermans. Today we are given two fishermans
.^. o fishing from their boats, what would you do
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^ ._. ^ Furthermore, what is the square root of 16?)
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(I would call my seaguls and
ask them to bomb the fishermans .
with a lot of their shit) O .-*---.
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.^_ _^. o O then the ishermans
^ .-. ^ will be shitty and smelly
(\ /) but are we sure that
)`. .'( they will stop fishing?)
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[TV1] [TV2] [TV3] ................... [TVn]
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Let's go home friend! Let's go to watch TV
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(I would buy many TV networks and
would use them to convince humans O o
that fishing is not good. In O o . __\/
case it doesn't work I would _ [T $]
pay fishermans for not fishing) ./ \[_v_]_/\
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^ .-. ^ you to win a Filtz
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)`. .'( can still try to do politics in Italy!)
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#@#&*@ You tied . ,
my fishing line! @$# .........@#@.......... I did not, you did!
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O (TADAH!! The best solution is to tie the
.^. o fishing line making one of those knots that
.^_ _^. are topologically proven to untiable.
^ ._. ^ Furthermore the square root of 16, is 4, cool!)
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/':`\ ... o O (I think now we can go home)
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